abracafcku | ★☆ character relationships chart ☆★

Allies, friends, frenemies, enemies, and then those people he generally assumes are NPCs because they aren't within his orbit. How do you rank up against the (in)famous Taako from TV?
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Eugene Woods, "Eugene" ★★
He helped him steal some cookware from the Garbage Planet. Also the cook on the Starstruck, he's a little jumpy, but seems down with the wizard gig. Dude's got tattoos and a prosthetic leg, but he's hella fast with that crutch.

Lup, "Destructo, Stalkerlicious" ★★★
She has his face and is hella powerful. Specializes in Evocation and is from his world. They get along great except for the fact that he has a mental block thanks to the Voidfish in regards to any information connecting him to her. It's annoying, but they basically fit together like puzzle pieces - up until she does something that triggers his paranoia.

Loki, "Lord Smoulder" ★★
El Capitano of the First Breath - and a literal god. He's sparse with his praise, but at least knows how to say thank you. He's given Taako full run and dominion over the kitchen, so there's that at least. In exchange for a favor from the god to be called in at a later date, Taako transmuted the insides of the First Breath to something more beautiful.

Jim Kirk, "Jim, Pretty Boy" ★★
Flirty as all hell, but a lot of fun because of it. He bought Taako a bunch of clothes and a waffle maker because he didn't want Taako to steal them. Then they flirted a bunch because why the fuck not.

Haggar, "Any name he thinks up" ★★
She's got a cat. He thinks it's a cat. It's a pretty funky looking cat, but it's smart. She uses magic and doesn't seem all that interested in food, which means Taako is determined to change her mind. He struck a deal with Kova, the cat, to get her to mealtimes in exchange for fresh (usually transmuted) fish.

Kravitz "Krav, Bones" ★★★
The hottest Reaper he knows; one who is currently bereft of his ability to be a reaper. Kravitz comes from his future, which makes things a little complicated, but so far Taako's feelings remain unchanged about him. He's still interested in him and despite being Spooky Spooky Skeletor sometimes, Taako is still curious to see where their relationship might go.

Biffy ★★
The owner of the spa on the Iskaulit and one of the only people(?) that Taako will let do his hair other than himself. He's a werewolf and engaged to another werewolf on the Fleet. Taako offered to help cater his wedding and talked to him about transmutation magic. Biffy knows his shit so Taako feels comfortable enough with him to let Biffy style, but not cut his hair.

Mikleo, "Mickey, Icepop" ★★
The former owner of the Melting Pot and current dessert chef (cold only). Taako helped Mikleo out when the seraph was shopping, then pocketed a little of the money he was supposed to spend on buying new cookware for the restaurant. Taako annoys Mikleo a little, but they get along well enough to be coworkers. Mikleo is a strict vegetarian so when Taako cooks for him, he's certain to adhere to those rules even if he pretends not to care.

Lord Akeldama, "Akeldama" ★★
Another crewmember of the First Breath and one with some fashion sense, even if it's loud and in your face. They bonded a little over clothes and then Taako internally screamed his head off when he realized Akeldama was a vampire. Since the guy doesn't seem keen on biting without consent though, Taako's cool with him. He's curious about magic and Taako is happy to show off for him.

Vash, "Broomstick" ★★
Vash needed someone to make "donut powder" for him, and Taako offered to make actual donuts after Vash taught him what they were. He's offered to make the donuts as long as Vash can pay. Vash is running "promotion" for Taako's rebuilding of his brand, but he has very little faith in the man's ability to do it well. Still, it stokes his ego to have someone go around shouting about how he's amazing, so he'll let Vash continue.

Thor, "Thunder" ★★
The actual God of Thunder and brother to Taako's captain, Loki. He's a damn fine sight whenever Taako gets a chance, but also just a nice guy. A little too nice maybe? He's also missing an eye ala his dad, Odin. He helped Thor find a freezer unit to store meat during the journeys through space on the garbage planet and Taako's overall impression is that he's kind of a like a giant puppy that can shoot lightning from his fingers and rip people in half. And he's hot.

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